Social Marketing Cluster Facts: OR Super Merry AIMCLEAR Festivus

On Friday, we dive into the week’s social media news, providing you with real (and amusing) insight into this dynamic industry. What’s up this week? Well… we are celebrating with a little story shenanigans.

So let’s dive in.


Hello and welcome to a Super Merry AIMCLEAR Festivus. I’m Al. Today we’re going to be reading my favorite book. Twas a few days before ChristmasTwas a few days before Christmas, and all through AIMCLEAR.

Everyone was busy finishing up their client work for the year.
The stockings were hung on the monitors with care,
In hopes that the food for our Christmas party would soon be there.

The marketers were hustling and bustling and as they sped,
Visions of spreadsheets danced in their heads.
And Laura in her Snuggie, and the other Laura in her cap,
Had just settled down to finish the yearly budget recap.

When out in the alley there arose such a clatter,
A few sprang from their desks to see what was the matter.
Away to the back door they flew like a flash,
Whipped open the doors and collectively gasped.
Jen, was waiting there in her F-150,
The gang knew in a moment she might have something nifty.
More rapid than eagles, the office folk sprang
and she whistled and shouted and called them by name:

“Now Jake! Now Jacob
Now, Joe and Joe!
On, Dan! And the other Dan.
On… All the Megans.
Ya know, we have a lot of same names around here.
Takes all of these boxes,
Don’t leave them in the hall.
Now dash away! Dash away!
Dash away all!”

Blah blah blah.
Ah, the best part.

They signed out of their computers and all poured some wine,
And with glee and joy AIMCLEAR did dine,
They laughed as they sang with all of their might

“Happy Holidays to all, and to all a good night!”

The team here at AIMCLEAR would like to thank you for watching Social Marketing Cluster Facts… and wish you a safe and happy holiday. We’ll see you in 2016!

Hey Al.

Yes Lea.

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

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